Judging you if you don’t reblog this
JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL
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SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT
I stared at this for 5 min omg
OMFG
Well that’s one of life’s great mysteries solved.
(Source: yodiscrepo, via sultanchelsis)
thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays:
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
George Takei is my hero
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| me : | i'll do homework |
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Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?
This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.
When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.
WHAT!!?!?!?!?
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
(Source: kawhoru, via thathilariousasian)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
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Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
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